Perks of Dating Me:
- I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
- I’m too ugly to cheat on you
- Sometimes i’m funny
- I live near a pizza restaurant
Hey, no offense but do you want to hold hands?
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
seeing your friend after being apart for a long time
shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever