(thinks something mean)me:
dont be fucking rudeme:
Papa Gerrard dealing with the ref
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall
person: u should like more colours
nothing was the same
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
I love my skin!
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes